Friday, June 20, 2008

10+45=priceless

6/12/08
Waiting in the train terminal was painfully sweaty and I escaped to a little magazine stand in the corner for some room to breathe. I was proudly voluntarily buying, and planning to read, my first Chinese magazine! I finally settled on QingNian WenZai for it's market price of 10yuan, a magazine with stories for younger audiences. On the train I struggled through a biography on Condoleezza Rice. Then, as I started on other articles about the Olympics, progression of education and the job market in China, I noticed all the figures from late 2004. Flipping to the back, I discovered this magazine was published it January 2005. It is now only worth it's price in trash (at the going rate of 0.8yuan/kg).

06/14/08
After two weeks at home, I was eager to start exploring Hong Kong with friends (and Allen). I got to the airport early, got through security early, and went to look for my gate. I didn't see my gate at first, and asked this worker where Gate 6 was. She said, "Your plane doesn't take off for another 2 hours (which was true) so come sit in this cafe and wait. They'll come get you when you board!" I was lured by the red wood tables and blasting AC. Sitting down, I was handed no menu, but asked "Do you like watermelon smoothies, orange smoothies, coffee or tea?" "Watermelon smoothie please" I replied. That sounded good and I had two hours to kill. It's China, and here, I'm no longer a poor grad student. How much could it be?? I pulled out my 10yuan magazine and was determined to get my money's worth by reading it cover-to-cover. 30 minutes later, I noticed a guy paying for a pack of cigarettes with a 100 bill. Then another 45 minutes went by and the lady at the next table stated yelling because her two cups of water, with lemon, cost 29 each. Did I get tricked again? An hour and a half later, someone did come to get me to board my flight, but also handed me a 45yuan bill for my watermelon smoothie. For those who don't know, outside the FuJian International Airport, 45yuan will get you:
  1. 45 ice cream bars, or
  2. 27 liters of bottled water, or
  3. One "Polo Ralph Lauren" sweater, or
  4. Roundtrip train tickets to visit my grandparents in Nan Ping, or
  5. A helluva good dim sum meal.
But here, it got me a little thirst quencher and a lesson to guard me for the rest of the trip. I'll keep you updated on further priceless encounters.